We have to re-think our escape to canada….

Ever seen a ninja dance like Hammer?

– Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.
– She didn’t tell me anything.
– Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.
– I’m not goin’ anywhere, Napoleon.
– Get off my property!
– It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want.
– Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.
– Well then do it! Go on!
– Maybe I will, GOSH!

Sometimes you just have to laugh at these folks!

mondays **sigh**

Good F&*@ing Morning

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It could happen!