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		<title>Hope you all could use a laughâ€¦enjoy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope you all could use a laughâ€¦enjoy</p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/1stfirstbannerad_01.jpg' alt='' /></p>
<p>Rumor has it that Showtime has picked them up and ordered 26 more episodes!  </p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/bigArrestedDevelopment_02.jpg' alt='Arrested Development' /></p>
<p>As if there arenâ€™t enough political cartoons out there to share:</p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/cmx911sm.gif' alt='CMX 9-11' /></p>
<p>Not as good as killing kittens but in the same league, I would think</p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/ceilingcat.jpg' alt='ceiling cat' /></p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/charedwars.jpg' alt='starwars' /></p>
<p>This one has two titles</p>
<p>Kitty Coup<br />
<img src='/wp-content/KittyCouporNowthestickisinmynose.jpg' alt='Kitty Coup (or Now the stick is in my nose)' /></p>
<p>or </p>
<p>Now the stick is in my nose</p>
<p>Our favorite advertisement</p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/NailBiter.jpg' alt='Nail Biter' /></p>
<p>Never EVER enough kittens</p>
<p>Not the big pointy finger!!<br />
<img src='/wp-content/notthebigpointyfinger.jpg' alt='not the big pointy finger!' /><br />
Stay Classy<br />
<img src='/wp-content/stayclassy.jpg' alt='stayclassy' /></p>
<p>Sorry for the bad focus, but this is a great example of workplace safety, cartoon style<br />
<img src='/wp-content/workplacesafetycartoonstylesm.jpg' alt='workplace safety, cartoon style sm' /></p>
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		<title>back</title>
		<link>http://drivingsocrates.com/?p=387</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sunday funnies</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever seen a ninja dance like Hammer?
<img src='/wp-content/hammerninja.gif' alt='' />
- Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
- She didn't tell me anything.
- Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
- I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
-  Get off my property!
-  It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
-  Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
-  Well then do it! Go on!
- Maybe I will, GOSH!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ANNOUNCEMENTS:<br />
-Sunday Funnies is Hiring!<br />
-We fired everyone on our staff because they took too damn long on vacation and wouldnâ€™t get back to work.  If you would like to apply, please send your resume, cover letter, salary requirements*, criminal history, an outline of your family tree, any political or social affiliations you might belong too and a blood sample to Sundayfunnies@drivingsocrates.com. </p>
<p>*any applications that include salary requirements will be rejected because we donâ€™t pay. </p>
<p>Our favorite Christmas themed comic this year.  </p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/SHINY1.JPG' alt='' /><br />
<img src='/wp-content/SHINY2.JPG' alt='' /></p>
<p>BAD DOG!!!  GET DOWN!!!<br />
<img src='/wp-content/BADDOGGETDOWN.JPG' alt='' /></p>
<p>A very akward first kiss<br />
<img src='/wp-content/AKWARDFIRSTKISS.JPG' alt='' /></p>
<p>Have you seen these extremely creative sidewalk street art projects? We thought this was one of the best.  </p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/BATMAN.JPG' alt='' /></p>
<p>â€œNobody knows, the trouble Iâ€™ve seen.â€<br />
<img src='/wp-content/BEHINDBARS.JPG' alt='' /><br />
kinda makes you want to head to your local SPCA doesnâ€™t it?</p>
<p>HA!HA!HA!HA!HAAAA!  I SO wish I could have seen this in personâ€¦<br />
<img src='/wp-content/DiveBomber.jpg' alt='' /></p>
<p>DIVEBOMBER!!!!</p>
<p>If you never thought anything Beavis and Butthead ever said were funny, then you probably wonâ€™t find this all that funny either.  We thought it was awesome!<br />
<img src='/wp-content/MINICOQ_01.jpg' alt='' /></p>
<p>Panic!<br />
<img src='/wp-content/PANIC.JPG' alt='' /></p>
<p>And for our Grand Finale!!!!!!<br />
a Pugstand<br />
<img src='/wp-content/PUGSTAND.JPG' alt='' /></p>
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		<title>Sunday Funnies is on Vacation</title>
		<link>http://drivingsocrates.com/?p=364</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sunday funnies</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope you all have a wonderful holiday.  See you next week!  
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don't worry...there's more...click here]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We wouldn&#8217;t leave you COMPLETELY empty handed.<br />
Here are a few things you should all be wasting your time on.</p>
<p>Need to settle an argument about electronic music?  Check this and you&#8217;ll look like a pro:<br />
<a href="http://www.di.fm/edmguide/edmguide.html">Ishkur&#8217;s Guide to Electronic Music</a></p>
<p>This is a really cool idea:<br />
<a href="http://zonezero.com/magazine/essays/diegotime/time.html">Golberg Family in Time<br />
</a></p>
<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen this yet and you think you need to look for an apartment then this is a tool you need.   Someone combined the mapping capabilities of Google and directory of Craigslist to create the ultimate apartment finding guide.<br />
<a href="http://www.housingmaps.com/">Check it out</a></p>
<p>And finally&#8230;an old look at the California governor.  This is very very very scary:<br />
<a href="http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0511/arnold_in_brazil.mov">Arnold in Brazil</a></p>
<p>Look for next week&#8217;s post of our President drunk at a party&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Too many Kitties??? Sunday Funnies V</title>
		<link>http://drivingsocrates.com/?p=358</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 15:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sunday funnies</dc:creator>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good morning Driving Socrates.  </p>
<p>We are going to start our post off rightâ€¦with an extremely gory photoâ€¦Parental Guidance is suggested.</p>
<p>Feeding frenzy:<br />
<img src='/wp-content/gorefeedingfrenzy.jpg' alt='feeding frenzy' /></p>
<p>Movie Poster of the week:<br />
<img src='/wp-content/christopherwalkenis.jpg' alt='christopher walken is' /></p>
<p>Cool Science photo of the week:</p>
<p>Coming soon to a space program near you.<br />
<img src='/wp-content/gravitationaltractor.jpg' alt='gravitational tractor' /></p>
<p>Optical illusion of the week:<br />
<img src='/wp-content/incredibleillusion.jpg' alt='incredible illusion' /></p>
<p>Hereâ€™s a rare photo of an exhibit coming to a local zoo in Kansas:</p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/IntelligentDZinezoo.jpg' alt='Intelligent D-Zine zoo' /></p>
<p>Jarhead<br />
<img src='/wp-content/jarhead.jpg' alt='jarhead' /></p>
<p>We just couldnâ€™t resist including another kitty photo:<br />
<img src='/wp-content/kittybow.jpg' alt='kittybow' /></p>
<p>Here are latest polling figures from Texas:<br />
<img src='/wp-content/Texasbanninggaymarriage.gif' alt='Texas banning gay marriage' /></p>
<p>And finally our sign for the week:<br />
<img src='/wp-content/wwfbillboard.jpg' alt='billboard' /></p>
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		<title>Sunday Funnies Short Style</title>
		<link>http://drivingsocrates.com/?p=351</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2005 14:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sunday funnies</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GOOD MORNING!!!
<img src='/wp-content/Goodmorning.jpg' alt='Good Morning' />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another  short post this week:<br />
<img src='/wp-content/sorry.jpg' alt='sorry' /></p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/bird_flu.jpg' alt='Bird Flu' /></p>
<p>So we all saw a lot of stupid dogs in stupid Halloween dog costumes this year, right?</p>
<p>We think we found the winner of the contest.  </p>
<p>Prepare yourself, (especially Tao) the following picture can be considered disturbing</p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/halloweendog.jpg' alt='Best Halloween Dog' /></p>
<p>Finallyâ€¦this is really cool.  Click the link in your browser and type in a search tag.  Youâ€™ll be amazed at what youâ€™ll find.  One of our staff members put in his hometown in Indiana and some really cool stuff came up.   Even people he knew.  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.airtightinteractive.com/projects/related_tag_browser/app/">http://www.airtightinteractive.com/projects/related_tag_browser/app/</a></p>
<p>Have a good week everybody.  </p>
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		<title>Sunday Funnies Scary Style</title>
		<link>http://drivingsocrates.com/?p=346</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 15:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sunday funnies</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[mondays   **sigh**
<img src='/wp-content/kittywantsup.jpg' alt='morning' />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Some weeks we just have too much to use.<br />
<img src='/wp-content/walkingthedog.jpg' alt='walking the dog' /><br />
Some we donâ€™t.<br />
(guess the title of the pic&#8230;you should be groaning by now)</p>
<p>Oh and Happy Halloween!!!</p>
<p>Spongdog Squarepants</p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/spongedogsquarepants.jpg' alt='Spoongdog Squarepants' /></p>
<p>Vampire Spider</p>
<p>The spider, Evarcha culicivora, lacks the ability to pierce skin and to sip blood, so instead it feeds indirectly on blood by choosing, as its preferred meal, female mosquitoes that have just engorged themselves with a victim&#8217;s blood.</p>
<p>The blood-hungry spider is the first predator ever identified that selects its prey based upon what the prey just ate. Similar to a protein shake, blood can be a highly nutritious drink that goes down smoothly.</p>
<p><img src='/wp-content/vampire_spider_01.jpg' alt='Vampire Spider' /></p>
<p>The Movie of the week comes Andrei.  Well worth the click.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.endofworld.net/">http://www.endofworld.net/</a></p>
<p>Thanks for the contribution ma man.</p>
<p>Political humor:</p>
<p>Minesweeper<br />
<img src='/wp-content/minesweeper.jpg' alt='Minesweeper' /></p>
<p>Ad of the week:<br />
<img src='/wp-content/bubblegumad.jpg' alt='Bubble Gum Ad' /></p>
<p>Thanks for looking.  Have a great week.</p>
<p>Email us with your suggestions&#8230;.Sundayfunnies@drivingsocrates.com</p>
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		<title>Sunday Funnies Kitty Style</title>
		<link>http://drivingsocrates.com/?p=341</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 15:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good F&#038;*@ing Morning
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Monday Everybody. </p>
<p>Our comics this week is all about Kitties!!!<br />
So here we go:</p>
<p>Good F&#038;*@ing Morning<br />
<img src='/wp-content/Goodfuckingmorning.jpg' alt='Good Morning' /></p>
<p>Monkey Steals the Cat<br />
Or<br />
You wanna piece of candy? It&#8217;s right over here in my cage just a little closer.<br />
<img src='/wp-content/monkeystealsthecat.jpg' alt='Monkey Cat' /></p>
<p>Cat-O-Lantern<br />
<img src='/wp-content/Catolantern.jpg' alt='Cat-o-Lantern' /></p>
<p>My Tiger Style is unstoppable.<br />
<img src='/wp-content/mytigerstyleisunstoppable.jpg' alt='Tiger Style' /></p>
<p>Who&#8217;s the Boss now?<br />
<img src='/wp-content/Who_stheboss.jpg' alt='Whos the Boss' /></p>
<p>Political Comentary:</p>
<p>George Bush does not care about Kittens<br />
<img src='/wp-content/GeorgeBushDoesntcareaboutkitties.jpg' alt='George not Kitties' /></p>
<p>Have a great week everybody.  Thanks for looking.  </p>
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		<title>Sunday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://drivingsocrates.com/?p=330</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sunday funnies</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please welcome the first Edition of the Driving Socrates Comics Page]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Everybody.  Weâ€™ve been trying to figure out what it was that we could contribute to Driving Socrates.  Starbucks is Trash has been fun, but we were thinking we should contribute something with a little more substance.  </p>
<p>Like say&#8230;Comics!  </p>
<p>Driving Socrates is a wonderful place for people to express themselves, to learn, and to share with others their wisdom and experiences.  Weâ€™ve decided to share with this community a bit of humor.  Every newspaper needs a comics page and so does every blog.  And so was formed the Driving Socrates Comedy Team (still working on the name). We will try and contribute on a weekly basis hopefully on Monday mornings so that you all can do something at work except work.  We&#8217;d like to think that our contributions will help you start your week off with a smile.  </p>
<p>THIS SURE BEATS SPAM<br />
So many times we are forwarded interesting or funny or extraordinary emails from friends and family.  Many times weâ€™ve already seen the joke and sometimes not.  Most times, though, we donâ€™t enjoy them arriving in our inbox.  We know how tempting it can be to want everybody in your address book to LOL and read â€œthe funniest thingâ€¦.ever!â€ but for the most part, we think weâ€™d all prefer not to be inundated with jokes and the like.  </p>
<p>So thatâ€™s where our column comes in.  We will be including humorous pictures stories and things that maybe only we would find interesting.  Eventually, we will figure out how to work this internet thing and have the movies included in the blog or at least on the DS website.  For now, youâ€™ll just have to click away to see our video of the week.  </p>
<p>So here goes, the first edition of Sunday Morning Comicsâ€¦.on Monday! </p>
<p>Pictures of the week:<br />
YEA!!! EVERYBODYâ€™S FAVORITE</p>
<p>ANIMAL SECTION!!!! </p>
<p>YOU MAKE KITTY VERY NERVOUS<br />
<img src='/wp-content/youmakekittyVERYNERVOUS.jpg' alt='You Are Making Kitty Very Nervous' /></p>
<p>This is an amazing snapshot of an Otter witnessing a murder.<br />
 <img src='/wp-content/otterWitnessingaMurder.jpg' alt='Otter Witness' /></p>
<p>â€œWhen I get out of here Iâ€™m going to slowly kick your ass.â€<br />
 <img src='/wp-content/WhenIgetoutofhereI_mgoingtoslowlykickyourass.jpg' alt='When I get out of here I\&#39;m going to slowly kick your ass' /></p>
<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be a DS Comics page without a little political humorâ€¦</p>
<p>An Impeachable Lie<br />
 <img src='/wp-content/cmximpeachablelie.gif' alt='Impeachable Lie' /></p>
<p>Sign of the Week.<br />
 <img src='/wp-content/notsametruck.jpg' alt='not same truck' /></p>
<p>Video of the week:<br />
Copy and paste this link in your brower&#8230;.yes, clickable links coming soon!!!!</p>
<p>http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov</p>
<p>Well folks, that it for now.  Look for us next week!</p>
<p>Driving Socrates Comedic Supervisory Committeeâ€¦really we need help with the name.  </p>
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